08 9 / 2013

sassyscans:

From the March 1992 issue of Sassy Magazine - 
And if anyone makes this, I want to see pictures! Please share!

sassyscans:

From the March 1992 issue of Sassy Magazine

And if anyone makes this, I want to see pictures! Please share!

25 7 / 2013

Ace is always carrying around a big pink ball now. Hey, doesn’t that sound like a great name for a Riot Grrl band? “I’m going to see Ace’s Big Pink Ball tonight, wanna come?” “Nah, I’m seeing Jeremy’s Enlarged Testicle.” “Man, I hate them, they’re so OBVIOUS.”

14 5 / 2013

wtfplus:

after working 22 hours of overtime, i finally, finally have enough money to order something from eShakti, my theoretical favorite retailer (their clothes come in sizes 0-36 and for $7.50 they customize to your measurements, and they exclusively stock foofy dresses) and every single dress i like…

Sometimes something I like reappears, but it’s rare.

03 5 / 2013

Dugan has discovered a talent and passion for butt-bombing. Don’t even think about taking a nap in this house if you’re not prepared to awaken to a giggling toddler’s butt mere inches from your nose.

29 4 / 2013

malcolmjamalwarlock:

 

Wait, pretty has six letters…?

(Source: ohlounds)

29 4 / 2013

bakeanddestroy:

alibuttons:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

Reblogging again so I won’t forget about it. I need to write down this recipe for sure.

Ok, I’m going to try this, but… next time you’re about to binge? That seems like a weird lead-in for a leg exfoliating recipe.

Doing this.

bakeanddestroy:

alibuttons:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

Reblogging again so I won’t forget about it. I need to write down this recipe for sure.

Ok, I’m going to try this, but… next time you’re about to binge? That seems like a weird lead-in for a leg exfoliating recipe.

Doing this.

25 4 / 2013

Dugan is a Ryan Lochte fan. I have no idea how this happened, but I’m afraid.

23 4 / 2013

22 4 / 2013

Dugan wouldn’t stay still long enough for a full-body shot.

Dugan wouldn’t stay still long enough for a full-body shot.

22 4 / 2013

Beautiful day at the park. Naturally, Ace played with someone’s shoes.

Beautiful day at the park. Naturally, Ace played with someone’s shoes.